are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
as a side note pls kill me
Randomize
