why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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