Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
