at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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