You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
