we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
send nudes
from the living room?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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