Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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