Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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