dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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