The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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