Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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