Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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