Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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