she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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