She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
