yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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