How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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