do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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