only if we run a train.
done.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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