brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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