Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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