Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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