how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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