If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
my liver is dry heaving
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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