Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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