I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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