oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
