i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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