Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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