so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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