did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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