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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part

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• (619): View more from California

  definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...

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  I just found it. I hope it leads to food.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…

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