clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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