just come out here and I will go home with you...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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