why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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