you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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