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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he shaved USA in his pubs
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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