gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
tell me about the fingering
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