I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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