I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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