Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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