the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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