At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just want nice things and good sex
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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