Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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