Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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