the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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