What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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