i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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