I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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