Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I need a beard to bite.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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